I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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