i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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