Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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