He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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