i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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