Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Say something about gay babies.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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