Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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