I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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