No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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