So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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