I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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