wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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