We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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