he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Oh god it's open bar.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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