I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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