If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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