How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
