I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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