idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
whose ass print is on the piano?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
