i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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