are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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