Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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