either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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