im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
