it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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