Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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