YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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