p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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