So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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