I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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