I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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