Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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