I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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