i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
