dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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