my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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