Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is it penis luge time yet?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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