HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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