alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize