well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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