I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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