ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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