He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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