My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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