It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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