So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We need a shit load of segways right now
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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