Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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