Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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