I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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