She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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