what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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