Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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