In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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