After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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