he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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