Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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