champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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